What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
answer: whatever you want, he cannot hear you!
There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
answer: three!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
answer: the fsh
What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
answer: racecar
What city has no people?
answer: electricity
What is in the middle of Paris?
answer: the letter R!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
answer: wet!
What goes up but never goes down?
answer: your age!
What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?
answer: Mom!
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